Some questions you’re having: Rob, why did you choose that title font? Rob, why are you wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy?

Because it’s $30 to change the font, and I promise it was much sunnier than it looks when I PhotoBoothed that picture.

This will be my new blog, as you can tell by the fact that I’ve made it. I’ve got some spare time to write. If I write enough, there will be very different personalities sprouting between the menu categories. I suggest you stick to the Regular Stuff. That’s where the jokes will be.

Rob, why are you mixing business and pleasure writing? Won’t that make your friends think you’re too serious and your employers think you’re too frivolous?

Hm, I didn’t think about it like that. Huh.